I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bit ch.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around fire screaming like a savage.
I DON’T LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent.
I’m ATHLETIC, so I MUST do bad in school.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink, do drugs, have sex and be irresponsible.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a who re.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slu t].
I’m ITALIAN, so my family MUST only eat pasta and pizza.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled daddy’s girl.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be [censored] them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people’s feelings.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST be a skank.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob, do graffiti and stab people.
I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.
My BOYFRIENDS OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be with me for sex.
I WEAR LEG BRACES, so I MUST be crippled.
I STICK UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be rude.
I’m EMO, so i MUST cut myself
Stereotypes must stop.
Now.
I always love Polaroids, cause I’m addicted to things happen in the 90s (another weird interest), it kinda reminds you of the past. But theeeen, I saw this Holgaroid thing, a Holga with Polaroid back! Isn’t it really cool? I want one.I’VE MADE MY DECISION. ME WANT HOLGAROID. karena ternyata bisa make filmnya instax juga yes!
Holgaroid, thing I want for my upcoming birthday
I love this Holga 120GCFN colour, I like it Gold! :)
Disini gue ambil kelas Writer’s Craft, yah basically kelas creative writing gitu. Jadi, kelas nulis kreatif lah (apa sih gue nulis dibolak-balik?), yang dimaksud nulis kreatif tuh bangsanya, nulis cerpen, puisi, pantun, dan sanak familinya begitu.
Nah, kemaren kita sempet disuruh buat poetry portofolio gitu. Dan karena tugas inilah yang membuat gue sadar, dan sampai pada satu kesimpulan revolusioner (lebay) bahwa,
TERNYATA GUE GOMBAL JUGA YA!
Well, jadi ceritanya kan mesti bikin puisi macem-macem, ada sepuluh gitu minimal. Nah, salah satu dari tipe puisi itu disuruh bikin soneta (bukan, bukan yang grupnya rhoma irama). Bagi lo yang gak tau apa itu soneta, soneta itu puisi berlirik 14 baris berima a-b-a-b gitu. Lumayan, buat bikinnya bisa mabok duren pusing tujuh rupa dah, apalagi waktu itu gue dikejar deadline pula (maklum, pekerja dadakan). Akhirnya gue mutusin buat duduk di tengah-tengah hiruk pikuk study room, pasang ipod lagu menye-menye, dan 10 menit kemudian„
Jeng
Jeng
JADILAH SONETA GOMBAL SARAT MAKNA BUATAN SI NINDY!
Horeee
Ini soneta gombal ga ketulungan, bahkan gue pun pas baca ini lagi ngakak sendiri, masih ga percaya ternyata gue segombal ini. Hahaha, eniwei baidewai baswei huawei, inilah si soneta legendaris itu.
ODE TO MY LOVED ONES
You cherish me with your wittiness
A big smile is cute and yours is so lovely
Being around you is nothing but happiness
And I do love you, my cherie
I hate love, because it has no logic
But I never good in mathematics anyway
I hate love, I simply don’t believe in magic
But your tricks carry me away
So many guys I know but only you I love so true
‘You’re a part time lover, a full time friend’
I close my eyes and all I see is you
Yes you, my one and only boyfriend
Hold me tight, so I can feel your heart
Together we are, never be apart
ps: iya, gue sendiri masih eneg baca ini soneta.
(via kari-shma)
the thing that keeps me alive, vitamin water. me likey!
9gag:
aaah, jadi inget senen ulangan sejarah.
- ian : the thing is...i can talk to every girl but not the one I like
- gue : why?
- ian : i dont know, nervous? i suck at this thing
- gue : then, when you talk to her, pretend it's me! you can talk to her like we do.
- ian : i cant! you're different!
- gue : what is so different?
- ian : the face! you know, she's like innocent and cute
- gue : oh yeah, i'm not that innocent
- ian : errr...yeah, you know that.
(via sweethomestyle)
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