tantangan #asknindy dari @ilhamshiddiq, penggemarku yang hobinya menindas idolanya. jadi ceritanya tantangannya gini,
hm. oke, fine. challenge accepted.
hmm. gimana ya?
enam jam tu kayanya ga mungkin deh. (hampir) enam taun aja gak dapet. #EAAA #curcol
unless,…enam jam yang dimaksud ini enam jam dalam proses penembakan. eh ngomong-ngomong penembakan, kenapa ya namanya penembakan? apa karena relationship itu seperti medan perang? di mana semua-semua harus ada strateginya, harus diperhitungkan biar bisa menang (apa juga yang dimenangkan di sini? ego pribadi? cintanya sang pujaan hati? #azeek) kalo misalnya iya, mungkin ‘penembakan’ itu ibarat di film-film perang, si jendralnya teriak “ATTACKKKK” atau “THIS IS SPARTAAAA” gitu kali ya, jadi ibaratnya dengan ditembak itu hati kita diserang, dengan harapan bakal “nyerang balik” (diterima) dan ‘perang’ pun resmi dimulai.
anyway, going back to ‘enam jam’… mungkin tips-tips ini adalah cara paling tepat untuk menembak cewek dalam enam jam. yes, you read it right, “cara menembak cewek”. i write it this way, cos i’m not sure how it’ll work on a guy, but this surely works on a girl. or at least, it’ll work for me. hahaha.
oke, so tanpa banyak cing-cong, here it is…
HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN SIX HOURS*:
*terms and conditions applied
so the basic ideas is to take her around town and go on an adventure, really. BITCHES LOVE ADVENTURE. you can take her with your own car/motorcycle, but perhaps it’ll be more fun if you guys go on different transportations (you can ride in your car, when you pick her up at her place and then park your car somewhere and hit it off…). oh yes, it really needs an effort and creativity, but well, if you like that girl so much and she means the world to you, then why not, eh? BITCHES LOVE EFFORTS.
can’t really break it down on the activities to do in each hour, but here are some ideas of ‘adventure’:
- have a progressive meals. BITCHES LOVE EATING. by this, i mean going out on different restaurants/cafes/street meals, warung, etc…order just one thing from each place. for example, order just the appetizer in one warung, have main course in another, dessert in one cafe, etc. make sure the food’s good in those places though, don’t just take her to a random place that you’ve never even been there. another alternative, take her to eating spots with good ambience/interior/view, etc.
- amazing race. this really needs an effort, an a little help from some friends. so you ask your friends to stand by in various spots, and just like what they do in the tv shows, you both have to finish a challenge in order to proceed. by the end of the game, it should be a very cool spot in your town/or a very awesomely romantic cafes or her/your favourite place and you know what to do next…
- the enlightenment. works if she’s into art and intellectual stuff. go visit the artistic/historical places in your city. take her to a flea market, looking for old books or classic movies. then to a gallery, then take her to watch a theater or a performance to end the night and ‘pop’ the question.
- think of it yourself, what would suit you both.
*this only works if you and the girl are adventurous, easy-going people. cos if not, then it can really turn into a disaster, especially if she’s a “high-maintainance” lady who complains a lot :))))
*this only works if you know each other for some time. that way, you’ll be comfortable being around each other for…practically a whole day.
kayanya segitu doang deh yang baru gue pikirin. yes, yes, i know…ini tidak menjawab pertanyaannya secara langsung sih, not to mention sooo idealistic and hopelessly romantic yaa hahaha. maklumlah, haven’t had to think about date ideas for a long long time ;p